I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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