so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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