Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
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I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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