Soap is not a condiment
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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