Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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