Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he fucked my hip out of place.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
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Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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