yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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