nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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