My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
even my farts smell like vagina
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
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I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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