It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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