I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
this boner is exhausting
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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