You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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