Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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