your parents love me but you hate me
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
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It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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