you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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