maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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