I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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