No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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