I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
