Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Randomize
