yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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