ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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