I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
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That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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