Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Randomize