Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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