YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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