he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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