Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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