therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
then he tried to convert me to islam
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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