Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
