Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
3pm strippers are depressing
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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