I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
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And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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