Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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