all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
ok first of all what the fuck
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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