Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
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I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
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Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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