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Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
