: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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