Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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