Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Everything about him screamed your future.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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