Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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