Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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