Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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