For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
