just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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