Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
It's just like the Real World with babies
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You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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