i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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