normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
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For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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