Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(914): View more from New York

She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps

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(404): View more from Georgia

you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.

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(972): View more from Texas

I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar

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(309): View more from Illinois

I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.

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