just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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