Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i came on her dog
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Randomize
