btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
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I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
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...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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