real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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