thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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