I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
