every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
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You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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