Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Semen is not good for contacts.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
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only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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